Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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