Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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