Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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