We're like a lot better than the average bears
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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