You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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