My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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