this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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