Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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