are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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