that's an acceptable place to lick
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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