I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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