Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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