who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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