Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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