hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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