Tell her she can't have a vagina
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dignity is for republicans.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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