me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dicks are not precious.
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