he puts the penis in happiness.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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