i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
40s are totally the cure
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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