Its about making memories worth repressing
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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