Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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