Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
