at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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