i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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