i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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