why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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