How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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