I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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