i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
