David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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