Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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