so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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