And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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