yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Im part way to drunk.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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