As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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