so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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