I'm eating all of the evidence.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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