how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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