Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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