I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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