The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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