bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
