I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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