I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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