HIV tests are more positive than that guy
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just tell him i said nine months
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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