I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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