I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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