If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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