it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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