ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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