But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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