who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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