she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize