All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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